theautumnbottom:

awwww-cute:

Chill chihuahua puppy enjoys a neck massage

i wish this was me
toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT
kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

orlandobloomers:

  • giving gifts stresses me out
  • getting gifts stresses me out
  • what a bizarre fucking holiday
  • there is a tree in my house

(via just-grasping-at-straws)

holyshawarmabatman:

so i have two little cousins one is 10 and the other is 7 and my aunt told them they could each say one cuss word and not get in trouble so the older one very politely says “damn” but the younger one stands up on the kitchen table, rips his shirt off and screams “FUUUUUUCCCKKKK” while dive bombing to the floor and my aunt just stood there and stared at him because she couldn’t get mad at him

(Source: carolmaarcus, via just-grasping-at-straws)

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via just-grasping-at-straws)

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor


one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me
burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

floozys:

why is catcalling called catcalling? i like cats and i would quite like them calling me to see how i am or to make plans to meet for brunch, catcalling should be called something more accurate like asshole screeching or insecure masculinity 

(via just-grasping-at-straws)

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